Totodile, Blackthorn City, Cilan, to be stronger than my rival, Iris, my Pokemon are stolen by Team Rocket.
…I like approximately none of that.
(Source: electivires)
Via Thou Yonder Frollicks Under Head Jam
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Phil, this wasn’t fucking amateur hour. PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE OF YOUR LACK OF SUPERVISION. THERE WERE RAPTORS ALL UP IN THE KITCHEN PHIL. IN THE GOD DAMN KITCHEN.
YOU HAD ONE JOB PHIL. ONE JOB.
The Fault In Our Stars
I’m lying on the couch, trying to ignore the pain in my ankle where my new buddy the metal plate is, trying to decide whether I have enough energy to do a bunch of Tumblr stuff today or just sit and watch Pokémon, while simultaneously playing Pokémon.
I have my Kindle open in front of me, reading The Fault In Our Stars, sobbing into the remains of my bowl of cupcake. I think I just reached maybe, *maybe* page 20 (I can’t tell - my cruddy vision and blind left eye mean that I (a) identify with Isaac a little too much and (b) I’ve got it in super large print).
John Green, this book is fantastic, it’s amazing, it’s—I lack a word to adequately describe this book.
Everyone (except you Nerdfighters, you’ve already read it 27 million times since it came out) needs to read this book. EVERYONE.
About me
Geekish nerd. Orc. Female. 26. Enjoys cats, RPGs, MMORPGs, Pokémon, Harry Potter, Star Trek, and writing. Capable of swallowing water sideways. BFFs with my soulmate. Generally enjoys political correctness.
